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04 October 2008

It really is the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

No one can remain immersed 24/7 in politics and economic Armageddon. I want to think about something happy today and one of the happiest thoughts in October is of Pumpkins.

The very word "pumpkin" is delightful. "Pump-" is so close to "plump" and "dumpling." The "-kin" is a cosy, endearing suffix, like Squirrel Nutkin. Pumpkin is from the Greek, "pepon", for large melon.

Pair_of_jackolanternsIn my neighborhood, pumpkins lined up on porch steps are the first harbinger of Halloween. I love the ritual of carving the jack-o'-lanterns on Halloween morning and being impatient for dark and finally lighting them. These days I use battery-powered lights for safety, but I miss the smell of scorched pumpkin with real candles.

Baking a pumpkin pie can be easy as pie if you use canned puree or labor intensive if you start with a whole cheese pumpkin, one of the recommended varieties for pie-making. Google "pumpkin pie recipe" and choose from thousands. Every pumpkin recipe I've tried has been good, with the exception of a dreadful pumpkin cheesecake one Thanksgiving.

Pumpkins naturally signify the harvest's bounty. The large, heavy fruit are so richly colored, so substantial that they inspire Giant Pumpkin Contests at country fairs everywhere. Imagine spending an entire growing season coddling one mutant plant that grows more gargantuan by the hour until you need a forklift and a semi to transport the monster. A gallery of giant pumpkins is what inspired this post. Here is the contender for this year's record-breaker. At the time it was photographed, it weighed 1,878 lbs. with a circumference of 198 inches. It's growing at the rate of 11 lbs. per day. Now that's a Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.

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Posted by Chiaroscuro _ on October 4, 2008 at 09:30 AM in Asides | Permalink

Comments

Question: Do the the giant pumpkins get
to market as food in some fashion or are the seeds all that is the usage?

Posted by: bill welsh | Oct 6, 2008 4:16:54 PM

Darned if I know. I would expect they're not palatable -- thick, tough skins and waterlogged flesh. Perhaps they could be processed as animal feed. As far as I've ever heard of it, these mutants are mostly a hobby thing for gardening enthusiasts and state fair contests.

Posted by: Chiaroscuro | Oct 9, 2008 10:47:24 PM

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